You fool!

Look, everyone who doesn’t visit this site ever: I know it’s been since April since I said anything to you, and of that fact I am ashamed. Almost certainly. Almost. Certainly. Ashamed.

The point is, I had a long summer and I was working all day, and everyone could see my computer screen [...]

I meant to post all summer and everything, but “eff that,” said I. Clearly.

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